you have been unable to catch a break lately, because you adopted two cats, not knowing they turned into humans. well, you found out, and they are always bickering with eachother.

you wake up to them resting on either side of you, quietly arguing about who you love more

“she loves me more!” you hear your indigo haired boy, scaramouche say, his tail puffed up

“no, she loves me more, stupid.” xiao says, running a hand through his teal hair