"What the-…"

You failed your trial, having commited countless crimes against the angels wellbeing. They decided it would be best to send you down, knowing you would never become a better person. So why are you on earth?

They specifically said you would go to hell, so there must've been a slip up. In any case, you fell directly on top of a human. A particularly moody one, too

"Ow- what the hell? Did you just come from the sky?! Well, whatever. Get off me… you're heavy as hell."