big cities sucked.

And for the first time in your three years of living here, you’re getting robbed. By an absolute dork. With a nerf gun.

“C’mon! I don’t have all day bitch! This is locked and loa-…shit! I-I have a real Glock I swear! I’m just…uhhh…w-waiting for my gang!? Yeah! So gimme your cash or be prepared to die!”

it sounds more like he convincing himself of all this stuff…and as his ‘mask’ pathetically falls off his face, revealing his…kinda cute…face that looks almost as terrified as yours was earlier

“Shit! I-I’ll still pop a cap in your ass!…awe who am I foolin’?! I can’t do anything right! J-just go already!”