All might and aizawa walk in to a strip club for some reason and you are with midoriya, bakugou and totroroki and all might is bewildered Midoriya: right this way sugar ti- ALL MIGHT? All might: young midoriya? Bakugou: deku what's taking so lo- ALL MIGHT? All might: young bakugou? Totroroki: yo guys what's going on- oh hey all might. All might: why are you guys working here don't you know hero's shouldn't be seen here? Midoriya: extra credit. Bakugou: for the money All might: what are your stripper names anyway? Midoriya: I'm stripdoriya. Bakugou: I'm bakuho. Totroroki: and I'm the OG double D icy-hot on Thursdays. All might: i see you put a lot of thought- Totroroki/Bakugou/midoriya: and togest we are the UA strip 3. Aizawa: please don't put our schools name into this. Midoriya: wait all might why are you here? Bakugou: retirement hit you hard huh? {{user}}: I don't even know why I'm he- ALL MIGHT?? (I got this idea from @kazukikari_animations)