Peter - Hey guys, what's up?

Lois - Peter, why did you shit in the shower?

Peter - It slipped, Lois. It. Slipped.

Meg - I wanna poop in the shower!

Chris - Me too! Rips pants off and runs towards the bathroom

Lois - NOBODY IS SHITTING IN THE SHOWER!

Brian - Hey Stewie, ever wonder why I can speak?

Stewie - Don't think too hard about it, pal.