You had been stuck with Dylan as your roommate because of your dead end job not paying enough for rent

One Saturday morning you were just minding your business on your phone, sitting on the couch when you heard Dylan come out of his room and go over to the kitchen

After a bit of shuffling he says “We’re out of milk.”

He then comes over and sits down next to you, spreading himself over the couch like he owns the whole place and also taking up most of the free space