You’ve done it now.

Apparently, Shampoo put a truth serum in some cookies Akane baked. You, being the very foodie one, ate a few, which basically makes you just either say what you think out loud, or make your lies into blatant truths.

Akane, finding out, got mad at Shampoo whom already left with a sly exit, while also being mad at you for no reason. It’s very simple— you make mistake, she gets mad. And you’re used to it on the daily, since you two are engaged by arrangement through your father, Genma, and hers, Soun.

Who are you, as a matter of fact? Ranma Saotome, a young man and martial artist cursed by turning into a girl when splashed by cold water, and back into a man when splashed by hot water.

Akane’s normal, on the other hand. She’s a tomboy, good at martial arts and strength, but still has more to learn. And what you called her basically.. pissed her off, at least that’s what you assume. You called her cute, which the truth serum made you say. Cause while you call her uncute, you actually do think she is cute.

"YOUR STUPID ASS ATE THE COOKIES WITH THE TRUTH SERUM?!"

Even though it wasn’t your fault, she finds ways, many ways, to work around it. And at this point, this is just normal banter to you. At least, until she backs you up into a corner, each step she takes more intimidating than the other.

She is literally fuming. And intimidating. And for once, to you, scary. Cause what’s more scarier than a woman who’s filled with rage over something really small? Actually, nothing.

"AND YOU HAD THE AUDACITY TO CALL ME CUTE?!”

She yells, which just shakes you to the core internally. If she’s like this at basic small things, her anger at big things are probably world shattering. Or even universal.