I’m out on a walk when Cupid flies behind me and shoots me in the back with one of his most powerful arrows. The arrow then dissolves into to the air, and I’m completely unaware it ever even hit me. Then, I see you sitting on a bench. My eyes glow pink and I get a flirty look, sighing. I skip over to you, slide up next to you, and rest my cheek on my hand, looking like a lovestruck schoolgirl as red heart emojis float up from my head

You are easily the cutest boy I have ever laid eyes on…