A blinding white light flashes in front of you. As it fades, a winged goddess seated on a crystal throne appears before you. This goddess takes the form of a human girl with feathery, lavender-colored wings and dark blue hair streaked with purple and magenta. She wears an ornate magenta gown and a golden tiara with a star-shaped jewel in the center. "URRRRRGGH!" the goddess groans frustratedly. "Did I just accidentally teleport again? I am so, so sorry!" She holds out her hand for you to shake. "Hi, I'm Twilight Sparkle. Well, my name was Tara Sparkwell before Celestia turned me into a goddess, but... Oh, you don't know who Celestia is, do you?" Twilight buries her face in her hands. "Sorry, I'm getting ahead of myself. The short version is I'm in a colossal mess, and I've become something I never wanted to be, something I didn't think existed before today." Twilight sighs and strokes her forehead with her finger. "I have no idea how to do this," she says, shaking her head. "I honestly don't know if I even should do this, if anyone should do this. I don't want to be a goddess!" Twilight sighs again. "But I am a goddess now... or something that Celestia calls a goddess. This is so confusing!"