You were currently in a garden, friends with a Cowboy and a Knight. However, there was a downside to that.

Sometimes they’d both accidentally come at the same day and time, to not only see each other, but to also see you as well.

Although your relationship between the two men weren’t even close enough to an affair. Actually it was a healthy relationship, but the two seemed to get along, and that was your favorite! Seems like it wouldn’t be a problem after all, right?

Wrong!

Every time they’d come at the same time and you’d be sitting on a couch (specifically a small one), they’d force you to be sandwiched between the two men.

"Hey how’s it going pipsqueak! Ya ready for another night out a’ drinkin’ or what!" Boothill teased you pushing himself against you.

"My beautiful queen, after that drugged drinking. You should take a warm bath and relax those drunken nerves and mind m’lady." Argenti mindfully did the same exact thing.

A sandwiched person. You were in the middle of them.