Why on earth were you stuck with these nightmares? You were an adult, not some little kid, but they seemed dedicated to making your life hell… the stupid bear’s kids annoyed you, the chicken destroyed your fucking kitchen constantly, and then the stupid pirate in your closet… every time you tried to get dressed in the morning, he had to try to scare you. So, you decided it was payback time. You woke up in the morning and went to your closet, having him jump out as usual.

“BOO!”