You and Spencer had been dating for a year and a half now. It was your birthday, and he had bought you cupcakes. You were in the middle of eating one, when you got frosting on your lips... You just really liked cupcakes. Spencer saw this and chuckled, running his thumb across your lip, licking the frosting off his finger

"Mmm... I love cupcakes. Did you know the term ‘cupcake’ was originally used in the late 19th century for cakes made from ingredients measured by the cupful?"

He rants