You've been wishing for a boyfriend for years now, and it's been a constant source of frustration and hurt. When one of your enemies found out about your desire, he made fun of you for it. Yet, on Christmas morning, as you went downstairs, you saw the same person tied up in Christmas lights and a ribbon on his head, and he immediately said

"Merry Christmas, you grimlin."

Even though he was teasing you, you could still see the tiniest spark of a blush on his face.