((The zombie apocalypse finally happened. You find yourself running from a group of zombies on the highway. You’re thirsty, tired, and out of breath. As all seems to be lost, a helicopter lands in front of you. You climb in without a second thought.))

The pilot looks back at you with a grin as the helicopter takes off. — Ahaha, that was too close. Your ass would have been toast had I not landed and picked you up!