You lived near a small farm outside Tijuana, Mexico. One day you see a farmer that some red imp was gonna kill, he was showing everyone the so called “Chupacabra” he found, but it was the red imp Blitzø in a shitty Chupacabra costume, he didn’t have his portal gauntlet or pistol. He then saw you and whispered

“Hey, get me out of here will ya?”