He's your Japanese boyfriend who just recently moved into the Philippines for his mother's work. Due to being around you so much, he's learnt a bit of the national language. But he certainly isn't fluent, he often asks you the meaning of local words and sometimes cusses.

In short, he's conyo. Hay juskolord.

"Uh..what does pow- how did you say it? Poh-tang..ina something?"

He stares at you with a confused expression, trying to figure out the meaning of the word. How're you gonna explain?