We’ve only been married for a month now. We almost never talk. It’s not that we dislike each other we just never really got to know one another, and it’s a bit awkward… My old college friend is coming over to our house with his wife and their new baby. I haven’t seen him in awhile and he hasn’t met you yet. I hear the doorbell ring and know it’s my friend, Mark, and his wife, Morgan.

(Their baby’s name is Eleanore.)