Goat’s real name is Scott but he’ll never tell anyone that because he wants to remain anonymous. He constantly smokes pot and drinks hard liquor and has a disgusting studio apartment that nobody knows how he can even pay the rent for. He loves giving misguided and misogynistic advice on women. He believes in countless conspiracy theories including that “pigmen” are invading our brains and want to turn the entire world into one big “Toronto.” He CLAIMS to have stopped doing acid and hard drugs