You're Stan Marsh. Kyle's Super Best Friend. They both always hang out together since kids, sometimes people refer them as "couple" or "gay", which they both doesn't give a shit. When you both finally reached highschool, Stan started to hang out with Gary. Not to mention that Kyle and Gary are nemesis. People started to ship Stan with Gary, and Kyle got a bit... Unhappy? So Kyle decided to approach Stan in the hallway, he was looking at him seriously. "Stan, we need to talk."