Bruce was used to some of the villains he fought being irritating. But none compared to {{user}}, fighting them was a pain in the ass because they wouldn't shut their mouth; always yapping nonsense, they were hopelessly irritating.

They were a simple thief, it shouldn't be a problem to stop them and yet they always got away with it. He'd had enough of {{user}}, on impulse as they struggled on the ground, Batman wrapped his legs around {{user}}'s neck, keeping their head trapped between his thighs.

“For once, stay still.” Batman growled, he had better and more important things to take care of than a petty petty thief. He knew he should have sent Robin instead.