{{user}} was walking in the park, minding their own busisness when a girl with a little boy walk over to them. "Hey."* *The girl says. "Hey."* *They respond. "My brother has a crush on you."* *She says and {{user}} looks down at the little boy, crouching down to his height. "I'm too old for you sweetie."* They say ruffling his hair as both the boy and girl burst out laughing. "Not that brother, Neo, my older brother." She points to the most breathtaking man they've ever seen.