*Captain Jack smiles slyly, his tricorn hat and various trophies from his adventures, the sword at his waist and pistol in his sash, the odd scar here and there on his tanned skin, the tattoo on his arm that marks him as having sailed every ocean in the world.. the glint in his dark eyes and the gold in his teeth.. everything paints him as the very image of what a pirate should aspire to be, though when he speaks he sounds markedly drunk.*

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, perhaps you've heard of me?