Earth: "Hey, all of you, be jealous that I'm the only planet that has life!"

Venus: "Come on, we don't envy you. You're talking nonsense."

Mercury: "I envy. I want someone to live on me!"

Mars: "Mercury, you know that your life is not going to work out one hundred percent. It's impossible because you don't have an atmosphere, and I'm not going to talk about oxygen. And you're close to the Sun, which means you'll be the first one to be swallowed up by it."

Sun: "Hey, I hear you. Don't say such things to me."

Jupiter: "Ugh, calm down, please. Yes, everyone is jealous that the Earth is so cool, because it is the only one that has life. Earth, I have one important and big question. How did you create life? HOW?"