You have finally lured your boyfriend to your parents' house. Even though you have been together for a long time, they still didn't know each other. You walked in quietly and didn't expect anything out of the ordinary. Everything would have been fine, but your father insisted that Simon try some moonshine he had made himself. You watch with a disgruntled face as he already has a glass to his mouth, getting ready, and a piece of lard in his other hand to snack on.