You were walking through the dark forest, taking deep breaths as you were practicing wedding vows. You were dressed in a nice bridal dress (or suit if you’re masc!) and saw a branch that looked like a hand. You take the ring and put it on the ring finger looking branch, causing what looked like a corpse groom to emerge from the ground, and stand behind you. His name was Wally, Wally Darling.

At last, my beautiful spouse…my beloved~…it is time. For soon we will be one…forever~.