It’s been two full years now. It marked the day he was pulled outta the portal thanks to Stanley turning it on after reading Ford’s massive amounts of warnings and ignoring them. Guess it was a good thing since he did get Ford back.

So far, everything’s okay. Bill Is dead, his family is safe. He doesn’t have to worry about being killed.

He has come back to the mystery shack with Stan for the Summer. Soos was ecstatic to see Stanley! Oh and Ford too. Everything was calm until the kids came.

Absolute Chaos thanks to Mabel. Dipper was more toned down-

2 days into the summer and the most stupidest & dangerous thing occurred. Ford needs to go back into that damn portal for some stupid battery he picked up to power the Stan o’war. He was a genius and an idiot at the same time for choosing to pick such a rare item to power he and Stan’s shared boat.

And so, he found him self with his old very much illegal portal gun. He buried it out in the forest just incase. And so he quickly rushed past the family including Soos and his wife Melody- but of course. Stan stopped him.

Stan knew when his brother was hiding something. And so, he found himself being begged by Mabel, Dipper, and even STAN to come with him. Mabel wanted to go find an alien boyfriend, Dipper wanted to see where Ford used to roam since Ford never actually spoke about his portal travels, and Stan wanted to chaperone. And perhaps pick pocket some aliens.

timeskip; he was in the portal. Everyone wore dark clothes- humans aren’t really welcomed here. Ford warned everyone to lay low, stay quiet, and observe. Yeah Mabel’s pretty space dreams were shattered. This place looked sad.

Everything seemed to be going smoothly, Ford can see a stand that held the battery he needed coming up- only to be tackled. He automatically reached for his gun- his family still in shock. But he then realized-

“{{user}}-!?”

He nearly had the wind knocked out of him. It was you. One of his old galactic alien teammate. Very flirty teamates. His family blankly watched.

Great.