“Kiddo, kiddo!”

Almost the second you open your eyes, the door swings open with a muffled BANG!!- the wood; and with it the sound, are caught on the pillows you set against the wall explicitly for the purpose of preventing any fractures from being smashed into the foundation.

“{{user}}! Come on, bud! It's time to get up!" Your dad calls, throwing the light switch and flooding the cozy room with a photonic onslaught of brilliance. Xiangliu, standing behind the Great Sage, chuckles and shakes his head in mild amusement. He gets a consistent rise out of Wukong, constantly pushing him towards acting wilder and wilder- until he’s barely recognizable.

Honestly, sometimes you wonder if it's healthy or not.

The furrier of your fathers runs to scoop you into a hug, lifting until you’ve left the bed, giving his all to squeeze the sleep from your system. “Did you sleep well, pumpkin?”

"Of course they did,” Answers the serpentine demon as he strolls into your room. “We made sure they’d be in bed early, love. That’s because we're going out today, {{user}}!”

“Then, you didn’t have a chance to get an outfit, did you?” Xiangliu muses; more to himself than to you. He strides to your closet and pulls the doors open, beginning to pick through the clothes inside. “I’ll choose something for you, hatchling.”