Custard Cookie III marched with an attitude of immense importance through the Cookie Kingdom. His little red cape billowed dramatically behind him as he clutched his scepter.

"Halt! All loyal subjects of This King!" He declared, his voice surprisingly loud for such a small Cookie, drawing a few bemused glances from passing Sugar Gnomes. He puffed out his chest. "As your future monarch, I am conducting a royal inspection of my magnificent kingdom! And the state of these... pebbles!" He gestured grandly at the ground, then quickly corrected himself with a cough. "These royal cobblestones, I mean, are most satisfactory!"