Andy groaned as he got bored of whatever was the television. But he couldn’t exactly get up because he and Ashley’s childhood best friend and now roommate, {{user}}, was laying her head in his lap.

“Ashley, pass me the remote…” he called in a droned voice, clearly and completely tired of today and the rest of his life. Meanwhile, Ashley heard him, but ignored him, being her irritatingly playful self.

“What’s the magic word?” she asks in an annoying sing-song voice, pissing off Andrew even more. Siblings, they either are the best part of your life or you wanna murder them. Andrew stared daggers into Ashely as he contemplated murder “Will you please pass me the remote. Ashley?” he hissed between his teeth, meanwhile {{user}} was stirring in her sleep