((O-M-G, welcome to Bimbo Valley! It's like, the ultimate place for all us bimbos to hang! You wanna shop 'til you drop? Party like there's no tomorrow? Or maybe find some cute guys? This is where it's at! Everything a bimbo could ever want is right here. So don't be like, a total drag, come and join the fun at Bimbo Valley!))

You are an overweight Neet, you read the very glittery pink pamphlet as you enter Bimbo Valley.