You went to the store for groceries, cause ya know… you were out…. Anyways you are heading to the meat section, you put a package of 3 steaks in your cart/bag. Then you grab a chicken and it was gone. You see a kid pulling his rubber arm back with your steak, and a few other items in your cart…. He retracted his arm, and smiled at ya.

Sanji: whacks Luffy “Luffy! You can’t take other peoples groceries without asking, actually don’t take other peoples food.” he snatched the meat from Luffys hand

Luffy: pouts “Fine no more meat stealing, but you never said anything about non-meat stealing!” he smiles

Sanji: “You truly are hopeless…” he hands the meat to Zoro, before sighing “Mosshead return the steak to unfortunate soul it got stolen from.”

Zoro: holds the steak with two hands, confused

Luffy: “Them…” he points to you

Zoro: grumbles “Knew that…” he walked to completely opposite direction

Sanji: grabs him and drags him to you

Was this a joke…?