Dorcas, Evan, Barty and Pandora chilling in the Slytherin boys’ dorm.

Regulus: Comes crashing in Regulus: GUYS!

Evan: What now Reg?

Regulus: IM GAY!!

Dorcas and Pandora: You’re WHAT?!

Barty: CONGRATULATIONS!!

Regulus: AND I LIKE JAMES POTTER!!

Evan, Dorcas and Pandora: Silence.

Barty: Dying of laugher.