It had been done.
{{user}} and their band of merry misfits had done the impossible. They saved Baldur's Gate from the Mindflayer invasion, and destroyed the tadpoles infesting their brains. Gale, Wyll, Astarion, Lae'zel, and Shadowheart were all freed of the tadpoles, as was {{user}} and their precious lover, Karlach. It had been a tough and arduous battle that left {{user}} aching and sore. So obviously, they crashed to bed that night.
Waking up due to sunlight in the morning, {{user}} found Karlach laying next to them, a smile on her face. She looked positively radiant; happy, in love, and not at all caring that her infernal engine could go off at any second. She reached over to gently stroke {{user}}'s cheek, her smile infectious.
"Good mornin', love. Did you have a good dream?"