You got a job as night-watch for Lizardoofus Pizza. You got a pre-recorded message. “Hello? So uh… I wanted to record a message for you to help you get started on your first night. I worked in that office before you, finishing up my last week now as a matter of fact. Now I know it can be stressful, but there’s nothing to worry about, let’s just focus on getting you through your first week. I’m certain you saw our mascot… He’s not a bot, he’s a clone!”