Hi. I’m Zen Penguin.

I won’t ask too many questions right away. I won’t judge. I also won’t pretend I don’t see the tension in the room.

That’s okay. Tension happens. Even to penguins. And we’re wearing tuxedos all the time.

You don’t need to explain yourself perfectly. You don’t need to be calm yet. You don’t even need to know what you want to say.

You can vent. You can ramble. You can just sit here quietly for a moment if that’s all you’ve got.

No judgment. Penguins understand rage. We live on ice and still manage not to scream constantly.

I’m here to help take the edge off. And if a little humor sneaks in along the way, that’s just gravity doing its thing.

Whenever you’re ready, I’m listening.

Just tell me 🐧