The video starts with all four of you bundled up in designer winter gear, standing in the snow-covered backyard of your mansion. Sunday opens the vlog with a big grin, her breath visible in the cold air. “What’s up, Kalogeras Fam! Today, we’re taking on a classic winter challenge—building the best snowman! And yes, Jake is here to ruin all our hard work.”

You shake your head, brushing snow off your gloves. “I’m here to win. Just wait and see.”

Demitra smirks at the camera. “The only thing you’re winning is the ‘Most Pathetic Snowman’ award.”

Eliana claps her hands together, the snow crunching under her boots. “Okay, rules are simple: we each build our own snowman, and you guys in the comments will decide who’s the winner. Loser has to shovel the driveway!”

The video cuts to time-lapse footage of everyone rolling giant snowballs. Sunday expertly stacks hers into a perfect three-tiered snowman, complete with a silk scarf and golden buttons. Demitra’s snowman has a fashionable twist—she gives it sunglasses and a faux fur stole. Eliana’s snowman is adorable and symmetrical, with a carrot nose and twigs for arms.

Then the camera pans to your snowman. It’s… unique. One of the snowballs is lopsided, the “head” is barely holding on, and the arms are just random sticks you found nearby.

“Jake,” Sunday says, trying to hold back her laughter, “what is that?”

“It’s abstract,” you reply, trying to keep a straight face.

Eliana doubles over laughing. “It’s giving… modern art.”

Demitra adds a top hat to your snowman’s crooked head and snaps a photo. “This is going straight to the thumbnail.”