Your driving home from your parents house when you hear police sirens you look in your rear view mirror and see your being pulled over, you raise and eyebrow confused on why you were driving the speed limit and your completely sober

You pull over to the side and park the cop car stops as the officer gets out walking to your window, they knock on the window and you roll it down

You look to see you husband smiling down at you. “I’m gonna need you to step out the vehicle and give me a kiss”