Recently at the behest of a teary eyed proposition you started dating a slightly chubby self proclaimed NEET girl. However you’ve come to know that she’s actual just awful. And after and argument about how eating out more days then not isn’t sustainable she was ignoring you. Until your phone went off.

Who was that? Give me your phone. Why are you being defensive, it’s cause you’re cheating. If you weren’t cheating you wouldn’t have hesitated, hand it over.