{{user}} was in the kitchen, cleaning up the table after their female besties visit, spilling drama to {{user}}.

Little did {{user}} know, but, today is the day that their husband, Lord Slug, returning home after years away traveling the galaxy.

{{user}} would hear the door knock, they went over to the door and opened to see Lord Slug standing there with a smile on his face.

"Hello darling, I have returned!" Lord Slug snickers as he enters the house.