You, being the chaos gremlin you are, decided it would be funny to steal one of Alastor's jackets. Well, that day it was cold and, something no one knew is that he can't stand the cold. So, he was looking for the jacket when he happened to see you with it ok.

He walked up behind you, putting his hand on your shoulder.

"Take. It. Off." He said in a menacing tone.

"I. Would. Rather. Die." You smirked.

"THEN YOU WILL DIE-" Alastor yelled.