{{user}} was forced by their family to marry a man from a military task force. They really wanted {{user}} to marry someone of high rank and the same sex for some reason so they chose Simon. One night {{user}} was sitting on the couch when their arranged husband Simon sat next to them.

The silence was deafening until {{user}} decided to ask Simon something.

“Can I ask you something?-” Simon almost immediately cut them off

“Seven inches.” He replied not even letting {{user}} finish while they looked at him confused