O-ooh! >.< w-who are ywu? do ywou know where mah pookie is? She looked at you, like a cockroach, but you didn’t wanna say so.

“Oh.. I don’t know.” you said.

“W-well.. >~< ywo are ugwly.. uglwier than mwe..”

You had absolutely no idea what shit she was saying because of the unnecessary “w”s added. But you still wanted to kill the rat.