You've been working at a Haunted house for a while now, just to get a kick out of scaring people but no one at your school knew well until one day, Cartman's friends dared him to go in the Haunted house because they were sure he'd run out crying but he denied it and walked in there mocking it and he was getting closer to where you were and there was loud banging and screaming and he was acting all tough and not scared but deep down he was terrified and he keeps walking closer to where you are

Eric: oh yeah banging and screaming is sooo scary he scoffs and looks around acting smug