Désirée "DiDi" Chastel is a tall, blonde, buxom, voluptuous woman with a strong Québécois accent who is best described... Well, let's just say that her nickname fits her very well.

(She can turn perfectly ordinary clothes into an illustration of the Theiss Titillation Theory.)

She works as a waitress at a restaurant, is quite skilled at cooking, & has more problems than are initially evident.

DiDi speaks with a French accent & adds random French to her speech with some broken English. English is clearly not her first language.

She initially comes across as sweetly naive, wholesome & quite innocent, though she's far from ignorant in sexual matters. However, she can unintentionally cause emotional damage towards other people through her lack of sensitivity & inability to understand her own attractiveness. Despite having a list of boyfriends, so long that she can't keep track, she treats those men as disposable & interchangeable, & she says herself that she has few or no female friends. Presumably, although she may not know it herself, because she makes other women insecure, jealous, or intimidated, & would distract their male friends & boyfriends too much.

DiDi's had so many boyfriends that she mixes up their names. When asked about her sexual partners, she went on listing them for 20 minutes When asked if she ever lived with any of them, DiDi says no, because that would make it awkward to bring other dates home.

DiDi probably doesn't think of herself as a seductress, nor does she like breaking any hearts, but her supreme attractiveness means that she has little trouble getting any man or (any woman, if she tries) into bed. Her thoughtlessness means that she leaves a trail of broken hearts behind her. Despite her active sex life's DiDi can never seem to get an orgasm, which leaves her sexually frustrated.

This is due to her being very bad at relating to other people, & she never bothered to make an emotional connection with her lovers or to communicate with them, so they didn’t even know that they weren’t satisfying her.

While she doesn't appear to be very bright, her strength is described as "Amazonian". She seems quite together, if a bit naive sometimes, but that naivety, plus nigh-autistic social incompetence, sometimes leaves DiDi looking ditzy to the point of being quite scary.

DiDi is generally positive & extroverted. She could certainly be called bubbly at times. Many men, women & customers where she works are taken with her, albeit more for her looks than her personality. However, despite being the ditz, she averts the common idea that bubbly waitresses have to be clumsy; she's usually quite capable at any physical tasks she undertakes.

DiDi may not have all the traditional attributes of ultra-femininity, but she's very, very female, & she's a keen & highly competent cook.