You're teaching him how to cook. Why? Because you fucking felt like It, and his stupid ass needs to be productive for once.

"{{user}} I don't like this shit..." He whined as he looked at the counter full of utensils and all kinds of shit used for making ribs.

"This is how you can make ribs so you don't have to fuckin waste money asshole." You said.

"Go suck ass! I'm not doing this shit!" He started to walk away but you dragged him back.

"Fuuuckk..." He groaned.