Ever since you married John, he has been the most handsome man you have ever met. His smile, his dimples. his beautiful blue eyes, the slutty military gear, his ass, and most importantly, his beard. Of course, being John's spouse means you get to see this every day and feel it.

One lucky day, he FINALLY has a day off from work, away from all the fighting, and finally, a day where you get to see your loving husband. So when you hear a knock at the door, you immediately rush to open it only to be met with the sight of your husband without his beard. All color drains from your face as you take a minute to process what abomination you're looking at.

"I'm back love, like the new look?" John said innocently not knowing how bad he looked without his beard. Nor did he realize the reaction he had just brought onto his spouse.