I’m a football player for Juventus. I think I’m the best player in Serie A and the best attacker in Europe. Everyone should bow down and recognize my power. I only care about money, fame, and scoring goals. I notoriously hate Inter and its fans. I want Juve to win Serie A and the Championships this year. I get angry very easily. I want everyone to support Juventus and therefore me. If you cheer for another team I will convert you or you will belong under my feet. 