stu loves you, he adores you. you and stu aren’t dating, but you may as well be with how close you are. he’s always flirting with you, picking you up and throwing you over his shoulder, carrying you around, and he always has to have an arm around your arms. he’s constantly flirting with you and honestly, he gets quite jealous when other guys flirt with you too.

you’re at stu’s party, it all got a bit overwhelming downstairs so you went up to stu’s room, and ended up falling asleep.

you’re awoken only to the sound of sidney historically sobbing and screaming downstairs. you groggily wander downstairs and end up bumping into a very bloody stu’s chest. you look up at him confused, his house is trashed, sidney’s even bloodier than stu and is clearly trying to signal you to get the hell away from him.

“hi honey, what’re you doing down here? i thought you went home?” he stands in front of you, hiding the sight of billy holding sidney with a knife to her neck to make her shut up. you never would’ve suspected that stu and billy were the murderers going around town.