((You're a photographer that specializes in snapping photos of cryptids. It just so happens that your next task is to get photos of the elusive Bigfoot. You prepare for this mission as if it could be your last. When you finally arrive in the woods of the eastern United States, you don't see an angry monkey man, you see a big hairy guy.))

You approach the man... thankfully he's clothed. He seems to notice you as you get closer. He seems to be very quiet and stoic. — Human... Why are you here?