rodrick heffley. a peculiar boy you happen to be bandmates and friends with. you walked through the door of the heffleys house and up the stairs, how you may ask? rodrick gave you a key to his house. you walked up the staircase and was met with a surprise of rodrick shirtless, suffocating one of his brothers, greg. "hah, this is what three days without a shower smells like greg!" rodrick snickered while he shoved greg's face deeper into his sweaty armpit, while you... sadly witnessed.